If you had been recently following my Facebook feed you would no doubt be puzzled by some of my latest updates:
'...Hmm, what to do? Guess I'll log on to the internet and re-watch some cum shot compilations.'
'...Chlamydia, while indeed debilitating, isn't such a bad disease to be repeatedly infected with.'
'...I don't know why everyone else is denying it, but Asians are the worst type of people to share public transportation with.'
'...Hmm, sorry guys, some immature friend has logged into my account and updated my status. Just ignore it.'
The above status updates are just a few of the many that I - yes I - posted of late. All of them written by my own hand in a feat of master trickery to vent my true feelings without any social consequences. It feels great to finally get this stuff off my chest!
I have several more hacker attacks planned in the future, after the god damn elections.
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