Drunk Dialling

Everyone thinks they are super charming when they're drunk.

This is the main incentive of drunk dialling. People honestly believe that their charm is so thick when their hammered that it will tear down the boundaries formed by waking up someone at 3:30AM.

Drunk dialling destroys my life so I wanted to attach something on my phone, some sort of application, that would prevent me from using it when I was drunk.

I some sort of security barrier to operate my phone and it had to be something when that I could do when I was sober, but I could not do when I was drunk.

So now every time I want to make a phone call I have to form an erection.